-Someone requesting a meeting with you then they yawn through the entire call
-Scheduling a video interview in the lobby of the building so everyone else is either trapped or an unwilling participant
-Asking for chicken and getting fish
-People who have super short hair yet insist it WILL go into a ponytail only to have 90% of it fall out of the rubber band anyways and pretend not to realize only three strands of hair are actually being pulled back.
-pants below the butt crack
-hats tipped up so that they aren't actually resting on the head but on the side.
-Getting spam snail mail addressed to "Mr. French"
-Stupid people
-Getting spam email addressed to "Mr. French"
-Asking for Burhata and getting a Paratta instead
-Putting a blue collar on your cat only to have it rub off on him so he looks like a punk rocker
-Waking up to a flea in my eyeball
-Panicking because you don't have the right shoes and have had months to find the right ones yet choose to fret in an online public forum then get pissy when you get a response that is snarky.
These are just a few. I'm sure this Whimpy Pallav will have more.
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